England

England is a country beneath the glorious and almighty Kingdom of Scotland. The English people have bad teeth. If you ever for some odd reason go to visit England I would recommend taking the road that leads to Scotland so you can go to a land of beautiful people and a glorious culture. The GREATEST inventions of all mankind (Penicillin is one example, which has saved over 200 million people and is probably the reason you're alive right now) But now, back to England. The English people love their German royal family but ESPECIALLY love Prince Andrew, most of them idolise him and many of them even follow in his footsteps.

England is shit