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An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
35π 22π
The act of a woman rubbing her clit.
There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.
3π 1π
I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.
5π 2π
A person who turns into rick flair when they are drunk.
He turned into a wooer after one six pack.
6π 10π
Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.
I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.
3π 2π
Someone who becomes a zombie when american idol is on. They cant stop watching it when its on, even though they know its gay.
Harry becomes an american idol zombie at work when he passes a tv with american idol on. Its pathetic.
9π 5π
Smokers cough from a young person.
The girl seemed hot until I heard her party cough.
4π 3π