Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, donât even try playing a game on his computer because itâs practically a calculator.
(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:âHas anybody seen my Samsung?â