Dad Joke

A cheesy and bad joke that dad's say to try and impress people.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey! What a dad joke.

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Gay

A lad who goes off Xbox/PS4 before 12am leaving his boys to soldier on without him on the gaming grind whilst he is tucked up in bed being gay.

Are you coming off before 12? GAY

Drop an Arnold

When one flexes their pumped muscles with poses that imitate the great Arnold Schwarzenegger. This can be done in any location, preferably with a post gym muscle pump.

Just had a gruelling gym session, need to drop an Arnold in my bathroom mirror.

Wazzock

Origin- Northern England
A mid level insult meaning that someone has been a fool.

"I walked into a glass door"
"Haha what a wazzock"