homestarrunner.net

Take 1
"Oh, hey yo! Welcome to Homestarrunner.net!"
"It's dot com"
Oh. Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!"
Take 2
"Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner. Line" "Welcome. Line." "To. Line." "Someting.com!"
Take 6
"Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner."
"Bienviendos a Homestarrunner.com! A Migues es si..."
Take 13
"Ok, I'm really gunna get it this time." "Yeah, we're rolling." "Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner, and this is A Website!"
Take 25
Homestar is nude "Uhh... cut. Nooo..." "What?"
Take 126
"I'm Homestar Runner. Isn't that great?"

See above dialogue.

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cock rag

someone that is such a fuck up and waste of life that you cant even call them a cock... theyre a cock rag... a filthy rag used to wipe off a nasty cock

I can't believe that guy hasnt had a job in years... what a fuckin cock rag.

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retardified

A person that isn't a retard, but acts like it.

"Hey, just because your retardified, it doesn't mean you should do less work!"

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I'm Rick James...Bitch!

First stated on the Dave Chapelle show On COMEDY Central. The act of Being able to do any thing at any time or Place. Any easy Excuse!

<wiping muddy boots on a White couch> Your excuse...I'm Rick James...BITCH!!

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Yellow Penguins

Evil penguins that wish to take over the world.

"OHHH MY GOD!!! The evil penguins are coming!!!"

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molestation

a station for moles to get sex trains home. a mole orgy train.

1st mole: 'what are you up to tonight?'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'

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flip a lid

to get mad or upset about something

my mom would flip a lid if i came home late.

i'm about to flip a lid cuz he's not here yet.

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