billie joe

A very very lush man who lives under my shed.

Where's Billie Joe?

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Cat chaseing

At midnight when the cat has slept all day run after it as it runs around the house with you. Some cats aka mine may think there a dog but its all good untill you have cogs sitting in your room .

Wanna have another round of cat chaseing.

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boogershnitchel

When Somthing has gone wrong

Oh Boogershnitchel Hes Done it Again

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switchfoot

1. when a surfer changes footing on a board to get a new perspective

2. an awesome band

Switchfoot is my favorite band!

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Grinspork

A person who is particularly insensitive about the pains of others.

"Haha! Sarah just fell off the Titanic!"

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Brother Dan

My crazy new brother who sits next to me in Graphic Design. There used to be another Dan there, but he turned into a kid named Josh. Therefore, I told Josh that his new name is Dan and he said he could be my brother. Alex is my father in-law because I married his daughter and we have a son named Billy.

Brother Dan's computer is going to self-destruct in less than four minutes unless he gets back from that presentation downstairs!

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blonde

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

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