(v) The act of simultaneously crying and masturbating while using your own tears for lubrication
After finding out his girlfriend was a prostitute, he went into a state of depression and spent his lonely nights whaa-sturbating in his apartment.
When someone shamelessly posts selfies or comments on othersâ photos in a pathetic and thirsty attempt to gain attention in the hopes of losing their virginity or continuing their whore-ing streak.
******** posted her selfie to a Facebook dating group seeking comments from equally pathetic men. Both are âpathirstyâ.
***** from Trenton commented âsexy toes DM meâ on a female celebrityâs Instagram photo