Kenji

Kenji is a mysterious dude from Agartha and he is ageless.He likes to take 4 baths the day but his faucet is too weak for this shit.His fav words are lmao,loo,lol,dafuq,wtf and his fav emoji 😂.He also likes to delete his post and change his profile pics every fucking minute.But he dislikes making sentences with more than 3 words.He is a minor but he pretends to be 35 y/o man,who has 8 dogs and wears ugly sweaters.His friends call him meat master and Ken but I just call him a badass mother fucker.If you ever meet a Kenji try to be as mysterious as you can dont even say"Hey meat master".(unfortunately he only picks up guys ,cause his smooth lines dont work on girls)

Dude 1:Oh this is Kenji, Dude 2 dont talk

to him he is too mysterious.

Dude 2:Wtf Dude 1 he is a meat master,I

want that Kenji.
Dude 3:"pencil dick"

Sabo

The most beautiful girl in the world.Straight dark brown hair,cute smile,dimples,bit of freckles on her cheeks,sharp eyes...she has everything you want.Body goals🙌.She is the kindest person you will ever meet.She likes movies,reading books and listening to music.Everyone needs a Sabo in their life

Dude 1:Oh wow,you see this girl Dude 2 over there?This is Sabo

Dude 2:I want her in my life#bodygoals
Her mom:You dirty people

2👍 2👎