chexting

A moronic media-invented fusion of "cheating" and "texting," designed to indicate when one is being unfaithful to their significant other by use of cell phone text messages. The very fact that this word exists in a modern lexicon is proof that it's time to step aside and let the dolphins have a go as the dominant species, as we've clearly wasted our potential.

Sally: "ZOMG did you hear that Billy is totally chexting on my BFF Jill?"
Saborlas: *SLAP*

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