Marcel

Spawned to life by Cracked and his Cracked Heads, a Marcel is one spectacular monocle wearing alien dudt. He can been seen around his carrot trees on Uranus, either sporting his cowboy boots or cruising around in his LTV pouting his luscious lips looking for dads to kiss and drinking butts. His hobbies also include rubbing his thin mustache with his muscular arms, and catching a sniff with his elongated nose.

I totally gave your dad a great Marcel last night. I slapped them tits and gave him mustache burn from so many smoochy poos to the small of his back!