fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

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knobjockey

A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.

Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.

"Dave's such a knobjockey!"

"Piss off knobjock!"

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hooped (Verb)

A term for the anal ringpiece - Hoop - is often made into a verb to form Hooped.
This refers to taking a beating of somekind, or being busy in the workplace.
It is also a derogatory insult for somebody, and fucntions as an adjective to describes one's hoop in its various states.

" Henry you're a dirty hoopsting!"
"Can't talk, we're getting hooped!"
"mmm kiss my hoop!"
"I'm not rimming you tonight Sam, your hoops all stinky!"

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Bretchin

A Jamacian Nickname used when saying hello or calling on somebody.

Yo bretchin, whats going on?
or
Bretchin, That was insane!!

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Quimmets

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as cunt boggies.

"Oh no Henry, I've got quimmets again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy quimmet!"

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cunt boggies

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as quimmets.

"Oh no Henry, I've got cripsy cunt boggies again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy cunt bogga!"

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