arden park

Wealthy upper middle class neighborhood in Sacramento County. Known for plastic soccer moms in Range Rovers and Escalades living alongside rich old white people. AP women spend their days buying Starbucks Iced White Mochas and Whole Foods groceries. The typical family consists of a husband in a suit, a wife in yoga pants with a high ponytail and all of their little blonde brats, each with their own Powerwheels Jeep.

Friend 1: "Dude where are you from?"

Friend 2: "Arden Park."

Friend 1: "Oh. (gives judgmental "you must be a rich bitch" look.)