Nigger Shuffle

The act of a speed walk/jogging combination. This shuffle is intended to keep a vehical, usually a bus, from leaving without the nigger shuffler. This allows the shuffler to make the driver stop, but without actually having to do much work.

Hey look! Terrence is gonna miss the bus. Oh wait, he used the nigger shuffle.

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Wearing The Pants

The act of pwnage in a relationship with a significant other. The member of the relationship wearing pants will have total control of the other person. Also see pussy whipped

Goat: So wanna come hang out with me and the guys?
Sacktap: Nah, I gotta go out with my girl.
Goat: Dude, what are you doing? Start wearing the pants.

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Cunt Faced Fuck

A person who not only is ignorant and sometimes acts foolish, but also has a scar on his face resembling a vagina.

Yamcha: I'm right aren't I master.
Master: No, you cunt faced fuck!

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