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Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man
Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?
Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers
Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?
Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge
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When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest
Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?
Jason: It was the dog
Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts
Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator
Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day
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