To nail someone

To have sex with someone.

I really need to nail someone tonight, it's been so long my balls are the size of oranges!

or

Yes! I finally nailed Jane last night!

153👍 37👎

John Kett

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.

I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."

14👍 1👎