bio-dad

The S.O.B. who fathered you but didn't take the time or care to ever meet you.

I never met my bio-dad, that sob, Charles Carroll Palmisano.

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Fireturds

Extreamly painful diarrhea.

That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.

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e-friend

a friend you know from the internet, an "electronic friend."

I love my e-friends who live in my computer!

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