oliver lane

The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.

Blimey, it feels as if I've just had an Oliver lane.

Woldsmen

Weird, ugly, inbred men from East Yorkshire, known to shout 'woldsmaaaan' for no aparant reason, and go months without touching a female.

He has an IQ of under 10, he must be a member of the woldsmen

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woldswoman

Easy, ugly, inbred

That troll must be a woldswoman, I've seen fitter shit stains

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