Jazuzude

when something is so cool you slap your keyboard in suspense

*in text*
A: YO LOOK AT THIS VIDEO *link here*
B: HAHAHA JAZUZUDE

Dehydrated fish

a name someone calls a homosexual.

Person A: your a dehydrated fish
Person B: i mean its true

sexcited

sex-cited
when your excited for sex

A: how are you feeling right now?
B:sexcited
A:isnt that just horny?
B: yes but no