kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

9👍 3👎

optavia

The lacking of the credit given when talking or answering a question…and someone else saying it louder for the credit.

8+2=?
You “1o”
Someone Else “10
Boom, feeling of optavia