utilitarious

A very useful animal, object, or idea.

Dad: “Linas hold the flashlight while I get to the carborator…”
Linas: *runs to the closet and grabs the flashlight in the top shelf*
Linas while holding the flashlight over his dad: “is this good dad?”
Dad: “GOD DAMIT LINAS! The dog is more utilitarious than you!”

Hossing plate

Playing frizbee with the boys

My Girl: what are you doing right now?

Me: Hossing Plate

My Girl: what????

Me: ???