Bologna

It’s not fucking real and you shouldn’t believe it don’t just believe what the government is telling about things like “bologna” or “Wyoming” or “birds” they’re all fake and if you think you’ve seen any of these things the government probably put a chip in your brain

*appocalypse ish setting*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*