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retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 2, 2015

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Snork

An ignorant scrub who thinks he's top notch or he's acting like a sped, also meaning a guy or girl who plays with themselves

"Stop being a snork Zach!"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 2, 2015

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