court TV

24-7 of crimes, trials, and dramas.

I love Court Tv

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go to sleep

To lie down in a bed, and doze off into dreamland.

I'm tired of posting on this site, I'm going to lie down and go to sleep

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Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy

Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.

I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.

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Walk the Plank

What I had my boss Rich do 2 years ago.

Richey; Please, no don't make me walk the plank.

Saints; Yes, you have to it's time to pay the penalty.

"still whimpering"

Saints; stop your whimpering, and start walking now.

Saints got mad and threw him off the plank into Lake Michigan.

Saints says to herself "homey sure do know how to swim."

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whupass

The official drink of the Florida St. Seminoles, a powerhouse drink, used to shut out an opponent.

I sent a parcel of whup-ass to all of the Bears opponents of 2003-2004 season. The 49ners was the first recipient of it.

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strawberries

Tart/sweet berries. Used in Strawberry shortcakes, can be found in domestic, or wild forms.

I don't like strawberries.

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suicide by cop

Severely pissing off a police officer, who is already in a pissed off mood! Resulting in the cop killing that person's ass!

Cop; Rodney King, step out of the car, and put your hands on the roof!

Rodney; HELL NO!!!!!!!!!

Cop; DO IT NOW!!!!!!

Rodney; F--- YOU! Reaches for his gun in the passenger seat, and aims it at the Cop.

Cop; Kills Rodney with his own gun. After beating him with his Johnny-stick.

Rodney King unknowingly committed suicide by cop. When he pissed off that cop.

Also known to him by suicide by LAPD.

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