kids

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

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Red

A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.

Things that are red.

Nectarines

Peaches

Tomatoes

Cherries

Carnations

Cherries

Heart

Blood

Anger.

Karen, had me seeing red today.

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7-up

Clean clear pop, lemon-limey flavored, taste good going down.

The green version is good too.

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green

Blue mixed with yellow forms a color of green.

Things that are green.

Grass

Spinach

Zucchini

any member of the Cabbage family including the following, "Kale, Cabbage, Broccoli, Collards,"

Grapes

Emeralds

Ireland

The Irish

Clover

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Knock on the door like the damn police

Excessively knocking or pounding on someone's door.

Stop knocking on the door, like you are the damn police!!!!!!!! I know you want to get in here.

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Pie

A dessert filled with a fruit or cream filling.

I slapped my boss in the face with a key lime pie. He liked it so I threw another one at him.

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weave

hair attachment.

I tried to put a dreadlocks weave on my boss, and it didn't work. I guess I didn't get him drunk enough to do it.

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