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Pussy-Pault

The act of a man getting a back spasm while vigorously fucking a woman, forcing him to roll over, causing his inserted rock hard cock to pole vault the woman across the room.

Jocelyn: How was your weekend? Did you get laid?

Jill: It was a great weekend! The sex was intense. Until.....

Jocelyn: Until what?

Jill: Well, Thomas was on top of me, and we were really going at it. The sex was amazing , until he suddenly cried out in pain. Next thing I know, I was pussy-paulted across the room.

by Saish November 16, 2015


Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.

As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."

by Saish November 16, 2015

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