amogus

Run...while you still can. It is a plague. It starts out simple as a meme that you laugh at, but it slowly corrupts your brain...making you adapt the meme into everyday life. It starts out simple with you saying "sus" or "sussy," then it gets to the "sussy baka" level, then "amogus sussus" level. Finally, "amogus" is in you now. You cannot escape. You are infected and assimilated into the amogus now.

Person 1: "Hey there, how are you doing?"
Person 2: "...amogus- shoot! I'm sorry! It just slipped out!"
Person 1: "Well....gotta blast!" *proceeds to run away in fear*

Saisho

One of the cutest people you'll meet. They will usually be an enby or a girl and love to be in-the-know about nearly everything. They'll usually also go by a nickname like Sai or something not as long since they believe two syllables is too much for the common human being. Overall, they are a great friend who loves to vibe and give hugs.

"Hey, who's that cute girl over there?"
"Oh, that's Sai."
"You mean Saisho?"
"Yeah, but they prefer the nickname."

"Yo, I just met Saisho earlier. She's a solid vibe!"