Booty baptism

The act of loosing ones virginity.

Jason was a believer for a long time, so after much soul searching. He decided to hit that and undergo a traditional booty baptism, his parents were proud.

Shotgun selfie

To enact suicide, through the act of shooting oneself.

Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.

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