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In order to successfully perform a Stiff Blueberry, you have to swim in the ocean in an area heavily inhabited by octopus. You find one and then proceed to stick your cock in whatever crevace you can find on it's body, until it squirts it's blue ink all over your dick and balls in a last attempt to defend itself. In most cases however, it is too late, for you have filled it with your own creamy ink. ;)
Dan:"Dude, I don't remember your dick looking like Papa Smurf"
Dave:"Well, why the hell are you looking at my dick in the first place?"
Dan:"Cause YOU crammed it in my butt last week!"
Dave:"Oh haha oh yeah"
I filmed Michael doing the old Stiff Blueberry. Everything was going good until he saw me. I guess SOME people don't like complete strangers filming them performing illegal sex acts in their own pool...
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When three hot dudes stack on top of eachother, while having gay fag anal sex.
Deej layed on the ground, and Dave inserted DJ's russell between his luscious, creamy, cheeks, and then Dan climbed aboard Dave's lil tugboat. Then all three started thrusting and man handling one another and then mom walked in and yelled and there was no desert after dinner. But Dave cried because he really wanted desert and Dan comforted him with his juicy B, and Deej watched while fingering himself. The end. DAN ALL NIGHT! Therefore resembling three D's. The triple D
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A term used to describe someone who likes to beat off in Spanish class.
"DUDE! I got caught pulling a Kennison at school today, and now everyone thinks im a fag!"
"Well...aren't you?"
Dave was licking his lips from across the room, and got Dan all horned up, so he pulled a Kennison
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The act of one fag jerking off another fag until his dick is really red, and then the red dick fag blows the other until he shoots his load all over the tip of the red dicked fag's penis, therefore sort of resembling a Santa hat.
HO! HO! HO! There won't be any cookies this year but there sure as hell will be a lot of milk! Yum yum yum!
"What do you want for Christmas, little Joshua?" "I already have my two front teeth, but I would sure like a Santa hat!"
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