when she wants the adzit

When a girl(monkey) becomes horny from a lame virgin's miniature penis and starts cumming all over the place

Lame Virgin: Why is that weird chick's chair wet
Sigma: I don't know and don't care. When she wants the adzit.
Lame Virgin: Oh shit she is grabbing at my adzit! what should I do?
Sigma: Just run like your father figure did.
Lame Virgin: Thanks best friend
Sigma: I'm glad I have a good friend

astrology

bullshit that some mf made up while high on more than one drug. for some reason worthless hoes decide to determine their life and personality based on some stupid 'zodiac' sign. btw this is important because for some reason they select men based on this. (natural selection?)

Girl: OMG, he's an aries
Boy: Stfu u astrology mf now you seem less and less attractive

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