Harp Darp

An exclamation following an instance of high-class stupidity. Like saying Herp Derp, only classier and more pretentious. Hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.

Melba: Oh hey, how's it going?
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!

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Horseville

A place where many naysayers can be found. Wordplay.

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!

Liz: That was good.

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Lady Gaga

An artist who is more famous than you'll ever be, love her or hate her, so deal with it and shut the fuck up.

Lady Gaga is somewhere between classy and trashy, but hey, you're a whore anyway, so I wouldn't be talking.

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