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A hellhole that exists for the sole purpose of crushing the American dream for those who aren't in the top 300. Valedictorians and tryhards go to Harvard while the rest are struggling. Parents herald the school as a safe place, while little do they know the opposite is true. Literally a good 75% have smoked a substance/are in the process of doing so as you read this paragraph, and most have already hooked up with at least one person. A Shaq palm-sized handful of the girls are pseudo-prostitutes waiting for the weekend while popular dudes get first dibs. The population of A good 1.5% are truly innocent and will prob be seen in some sort of gaming club. The staff is horrid with a max of 5 or 6 good teachers that make life a little easier. The security is leniant and cannot see kids smoking juuls or doing other things that are not legal. The sports teams are full of the aforementioned popular dudes and girls who try to use their status as something to brag about. The music department is large, but lacking a fitting leader as it is full of corruption, bribery, and cultist groups that house more pseudo-prostitutes (I'm looking at like 85% of the marching band here). The smart gang currently inhabit the business and political clubs and take all AP classes stating that it's not a big deal. The average student has mostly As and Bs and doesn't care about anything more or less. Fights break out every once and a while, but nobody does anything but watch or look the other way.
Sub for English: I am a proud North Penn High School grad
Student: Why'd you come back?
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The epitome of a disaster waiting to happen. Also known as a total Man Whore. He just wants girls to like him, and he acts suicidal and depressed to get girls to like him and eventually try to hook up with him. This person is also an attention whore and wants the entire world to know he is "good" at something he isn't.
P1. Look at Music Man, such an absolute unit right there that one ..
P2: just a man whore and an attention whore. Such a sad sack of a human being
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A plethora of hoes, self riteous musicians, and like 4-7 actual good people who attempt to try and win the state champion division even though half of the students don't actually play instruments. Those who do play are proud and obnoxious assholes that try to rub their underachievements at the national division to non-marching band members. If you come into contact with the North Penn Marching Knights at a competition, they will be rude, say nothing, and march proudly along like it's the golden age of the 1980s when they were actually good.
Marching Knight: (says nothing and marches in parade block formation with the rest of the group)
Other Marching Band Member: "They're wearing blue uniforms and have said absolutely nothing... they must be the
North Penn Marching Knights
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an adjective describing something hyped up by the people around
literally the most overused saying by Travis Scott on his albums
Ex.1
Person 1. Woah dude that was so cool
Person 2. Yeah dude its lit
Ex. 2
"Yuh Straight Up!!
(Higher pitched) It's lit!!!"
-Travis Scott
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A music camp in the middle of Pennsyltucky that claims to be a good christian camp while 70% of the attendees are horny teenagers that find ways to bang within the confinds of the campground without the big man finding out. The orientation is basically watching a video about inclusion with the song "Little Boxes" in the background. Then kids are seperated by gender in two adjacent rooms and left to their own devices at night with an almost late curfew to walk into their rooms. Some of the kids are kinda creepy and learned they have power to get it on inside the camp, and some actually care about msuic but don't learn anything worthwhile. Whatever happened there stays there. Also their lemonade is super watered down.
P1: What did you do this summer?
P2: I went to Ferrwood Music Camp
P1: You get the chance to smash?
P2: Ew No... I wanted to get better at my instrument but I didn't really learn anything