dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

scuget

When you order some chicken nuggies and you really hyped to eat them and you get them and one of them is gross and deformed.

Zach: “Man, I’m real excited to eat some chicken nuggies.”
Hunter: “Yeah you’ve been thinking bout those bad bois all day”
*gets nuggies*
*Zach opened his nuggie box*
Zach: “Bruh the fuck, I got a scuget in this bitch.”
Hunter: “Ooh no.”

Yankee cap, No Brim

The term ‘yankee cap, no brim’ is an exaggerated phase, originally from the term, ‘no cap’. You can use it as if saying “I’m being serious”. The phase ‘yankee with no brim’ originated from a viral video of a couple dudes in New York just having a silly goofy time. By using this term, you’re not only quoting the kings of the big apple, you also now own a share in the New York Yankees baseball team. CONGRATS!!

*scene* Two Buddies Hangin Out

Hunter: *looks over at bud* “Did you know that Jonny Depp’s real name is Alan”

Maggie: *Doesn’t know anything about celebs* “I can almost bet my whole bag of flaming hot Funyuns that its not”

Hunter: *Not lying intentionally* “Yankee Cap, No Brim. I swear his name is Alan”

Maggie: *looks up answer* “One Second”

*camera slowly pans toward a grinning Hunter as truth rings though both of their ears*