Forehead wipe

When you wipe your forehead hit accidentally wipe your butt.

LeBron: Yo, I just had the weirdest forehead wipe!
Obama: Ain’t no way my boy, you clownin.
LeBron: Nah, for real I just did! Look at my hand
Obama: *Slowly pans bison to Lebron’s hand with a brown lump on it*
LeBron: See! I had a crazy forehead wipe!
Obama: Aight, my bad homes.

Bing that chilling

When you accidentally say something racist to a Chinese person.

Jamal II: Hey Bao Xio Lang, can you drive me to the store?
Bao Xio Lang: Washilo bow wha Ching la woh cami to
Jamal II: Dude, I don’t speak Ching Chong.
Jamal II: Oh, damn! I did a bing that chilling!
Bao Xio Lang: Chee Wong loa shi shon washi
Jamal II: I just said I don’t speak Ching Chong!
Jamal II: I did it again! I can’t stop binging that chilling!