sure Blab

I word used by gay men who can’t type

Josiah: “sure blab”
Lachlan: i’m comming over right now do u have the condoms?

Peter Sullivan

A man who never eats but is never hungry

Peter sullivan” I feel sick”
Julian: “have u eaten today?”
Peter: “yeah I had some air for breakfast”
Julian: ...

Cumjunctivitis

When a man cums in someone’s eyes and waits for it to dry so they cannot open them again

I came on this girls face and when she woke up she had cumjunctivitis