Girl Pearl

A girl pearl is a pearl produced by a woman. It is a rare occurrence. It only happens when a female has so much sand in her vagina that it irritates her vaginal walls. To protect her ovaries she magically turns all that sand into a pearl. The pearl is then discharged and commonly polished and collected for jewelry. For this reason you should always be weary of a woman wearing a pearl necklace.

Hey! Calm down before you drop a girl pearl.

Man I should have known she was a bitch with all the girl pearls around her neck.

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