Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.
Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.
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Wearing a pair of shorts that are loose and repeatedly showing your nuts to other people when sitting down. Usually on a bench of some sort. It helps if you make rapid hand movements by the area of vision.
Dude, did you see Jason's balls through his leg hole?
yea, those are some real Ball Shorts
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Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.
Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
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