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When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.
I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.
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Simple as it sounds. You go to pee then end up having to poop.
Had to tell my boss that my bathroom break went over because of peepoop. "WTF?" "I went to pee, up ended up having to sit down & poop." She said she understood & does the same thing all the time. (Really she stands?!? )
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When you go shit during halftime
The game was tied so I went Katy Perry. It was epic!
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A fat gal that likes to give head.
We took a big blower back to the frat house and she made that place her into her own personal all you can eat buffet!
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