Giganamasaurus

A size so big it is compared to a dinosaur

me: “WOWZA SALLY! YOUR JUGS ARE GIGANAMASAURUS”

Jorgeous

An alternative for the word gorgeous but can only be said by people whose names begin with the letter J

John: “Hey Sally you look Jorgeous”
later on that day…
Sally: “ Guys John called me Jorgeodjfnfme” ( Sally died from trying to say Jorgeous)