talking to sam

a euphemism for masturbation

Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam.

3.5

The base between 3rd and 4th (when defined as hand jobs and then sex) which describes oral sex.

We didn't wanna have sex yet, but we went to 3.5 last night.

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Calling Sally

A euphemism for female masturbation

I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.