Brayden

A bitch ass satanist who will never smash.

People with this name will never smash

P1: Man Brayden took my cat yesterday

P2: did he eat it?
P1: I think so

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tapioca sprinkler

A cumshot that sprays in all directions, leaving gobs of jizz everywhere within a 7 foot radius, hence like a sprinkler.

I didn't jack off for like a week, and when Cindy blew me I popped off like a bottle of bubbly(4). Sorry about the hair, well not really.

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massecar

Massecar:
A strong motherfucker with balls of steel
Anyone who has this name earned it dammit and for good reason
Pronounced "massacre" their likely to fuck up anyome who pisses them off

Q: what happened to the last man who fought massecar
A: a funeral