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A cumshot that sprays in all directions, leaving gobs of jizz everywhere within a 7 foot radius, hence like a sprinkler.
I didn't jack off for like a week, and when Cindy blew me I popped off like a bottle of bubbly(4). Sorry about the hair, well not really.
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Massecar:
A strong motherfucker with balls of steel
Anyone who has this name earned it dammit and for good reason
Pronounced "massacre" their likely to fuck up anyome who pisses them off
Q: what happened to the last man who fought massecar
A: a funeral
A bitch ass satanist who will never smash.
People with this name will never smash
P1: Man Brayden took my cat yesterday
P2: did he eat it?
P1: I think so
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