Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

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Badgers Nadgers

Of a high quality, or above a satisfactory standard. Derived from the term; "Dogs Bollocks" and "Bees Knees"

"Hey John was she hot?"
"Not exactly my friend, she was hardly the badgers nadgers"

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Whoopsy daisy

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder, or mistake.

"Whoospy daisy,I nearly killed myself!"

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Stench Trench

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

"Hey dude watch yourself, keep away from her stench trench!"

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