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The gayest of the gay men's clothing ever made. The male version of the "onesie", if you wear one of these, you are not a masculine man. In fact, you are not a man period. Just lop off your junk and hand it in at the door as you leave the party. Created by douchebags who want to get rich quick, this sad clothing line does not deserve to be in any humans draw, unless you are human waste.
Tom: "Look at those fucking douchebags drinking white wine and wearing their Romphims!"
Fred: "Yeah, what a buncha JERK-OFFS!! way to ruin it for everyone else!"
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by 2QT2BSTR8 May 22, 2017
Pete: "Welcome to the new, soft, weak, limp america, sponsored by confused "men" wearing romphims. Nobody likes an overly-masculine person; be it male, female, or miscellaneous. Women are JUST as masculine as men and CLEARLY men now are more feminine than ever before. ARMAGEDDON AWAITS LADIES!!!! romphims, how to make
sure EVERYBODY hates you."
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the dark, isolated, subterranean place i always retreat to where i feel safe and am free to over-analyze everything.
-the combination of dwell and cellar for the lesser-developed.
"Where's Floyd been?" "Lost in his dwellar, again."
a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.
this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
"Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his feet in the picture."
"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
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