brodad

Someone, usually a surfer, who irritates everyone, male or female, young or old, by calling them "bro".
Can also be used as a general term of derision.

That fuckin' brodad can eat my ass.

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ownerize

v. derived from "own".
Usually used in a statement of self-deprecation.

I got sufficiently ownerized by that gnar booter.

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Higgy

Someone who is a higgy is known around for being a big ass bitch to his friends when a female is around

God I fucking hate when Luke’s being a higgy when Hannah is around

booter

(skiing) n. A large jump, usually in the backcountry.

Let's go to Diamondhead this weekend and build a big booter over the road.

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schlong john

If, while eating a long john, the filling shoots out the end, the long john becomes a schlong john. Can also be used for particularly long and skinny and/or phallic long johns.

Whoa! Watch where you point that schlong john.

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dog soup

('30s soda shop slang) Water.

Can I get a glass of dog soup?

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gumb

A general derisive term possibly derived from either Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb from The Silence of the Lambs, or the star of the Gumby Show.

Don't fall now, you fucking gumb! I don't have you!
- Josh Lowell, 2000

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