Energy Vampire

An energy vampire is an individual or a small group of like minded people who have the unique ability to suck the energy from the room.
Almost all people encounter energy vampires in their life but they are mistaken to be 'bitches' and 'dicks'.

Energy vampire numbers are often highest in the education system

Teacher 'stop talking and listen, listen good! You are all to stay behind after the bell so that we can catch up on the math work you all are failing'

student 1 'what a bitch!'

student 2 'my friend you are mistaken, mrs bellend is a textbook energy vampire

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