Razor Buffet

When you eat pussey and have braces, going down, rippin through flesh, plentiful amount of blood

Guy#1:Dude! She shoulda expected the razor buffet!

Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!

Vietnawannabe

When a compulsive liar old bastard consistently brags about the Vietnam War which he never actually had any role in as a soldier.

Old bastard: back in Nam'
Person:*thinking* uhhhh fucking Vietnawannabe