fully doxxed

your address is leaked, your ip address is leaked, everything is leaked.

A: sup
B: You live in Lakecity, Clayton County, USA. Your IP is 11.126.123.23, your mom's name is Seus Mallva, your dad is Mero Malines, your life is over bro. You're fully doxxed.
A: WHY ME

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

ajecitnictokeminairlornivastitenity

(a-jek-kit-nikt-to-kem-min-nair-lor-ni-vast-tit-ten-nit-ty)
when you're bored. used to express boredom.

A: Dude, ajecitnictokeminairlornivastitenity.
B: Seriously, what the actual fuck is going on with you.

shitpost

A meme a person / people find dumb, no effort, and funny (some people don't).

A: Dude, check out this shitpost. It's so good.

B: Um, what?