fully doxxed

All your personal info (even your darkest secrets) gets leaked.

A: Hello?
B: You live in Spitbucket, USA. Your IP address is 12614189. Your favorite color is red and you murdered someone in your middle school because he uses your pencil too much. Your parents are Regeta Munchille and Seanis Mortis. Your life is over. You are fully doxxed.
A: WHY ME

ajecitnictokeminairlornivastitenity

(a-jek-kit-nikt-to-kem-min-nair-lor-ni-vast-tit-ten-nit-ty)
when you're bored. used to express boredom.

A: Dude, ajecitnictokeminairlornivastitenity.
B: Seriously, what the actual fuck is going on with you.

zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.

A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.

shitpost

A meme a person / people find dumb, no effort, and funny (some people don't).

A: Dude, check out this shitpost. It's so good.

B: Um, what?