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A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.
Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.
A doll that has like 10 sisters and a boyfriend named Ken. Barbie acts like a bimbo, though the amount of jobs she had would require years and years of schooling. She has many friends, including Teresa, who is even more of a bimbo, Midge, who acts like a stereotypical teenager from the 60s, and Raquel who secretly hates everybody but Ken and herself. Barbie's house has a dolphin aquarium, two elevators, a robotic slave named Closet, and so many rooms she needs a map of her house.
Barbie: Hi I am Barbie and my boyfriend puts so much gel in his hair that it turned into plastic.
An adult person that identifies as male. Many people who claim to be feminists use this website to bash men in general, though they probably are just making a passive aggressive statement about a few specific men who've actually done shitty things.
Hello everybody! I'm a man! I'd like a few words: I try my best not to say sexist things towards women and girls, and apologize if I do, and I hope that any other men out there do as well.
Canada is a magical place in North America, where it snows all year round, and lakes are everywhere, obviously frozen. In Canada, on June 3rd, there is National Poutine Day, and on March 4th, there is National Maple Syrup Day. The Canada - United States border is patrolled by Mounties riding on moose. Obviously many Canadians choose to keep pet beavers, they help to tap the maple trees with their teeth. Hockey is number one priority in most Canadian households, most Canadians' valued possessions are hockey sticks.
American immigrant: Y'all hello Kenadiens, I from New Joysey! It's coo how y'all spell "colour" with a U. So, in Canada, does y'all have pet moose?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?
An adult person who identifies as female. Women are considered inferior to men in many places, for some unknown reason. Many straight men write definitions here to complain about women, which may or may not be a reaction to straight women writing complaints about men here.
Contrary to popular belief, a man and woman can be friends without romantic or sexual feelings developing between them, even if they're both straight.
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The plural form of man . That's it. We aren't necessarily pigs though I am not going to defend us with a not all men statement. Why? Because I don't want to sound like an asshole.
Men... we're okay.
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Pigs are the second smartest animal in world, after dolphins, and before chimpanzees. Pigs, though intelligent, are rather messy, so a person who is unorganized and doesn't clean up is often called a pig. Pig should be considered a compliment though, for their intelligence. Obviously, pigs should run the world instead of being turned into bacon.
Madame Tate-Sinclair: You are such a PIG, Cayden!
Cayden: Thank you very much Madame.