pooping palace

A secretly designated toilet/bathroom at work where a person sneaks off to go number 2. Typically a bathroom away from high traffic areas where pooping noises can't be heard by others, and also rarely used by other people so there is time for the smell to disseminate before someone uses it again.

"I had to take a huge steamy dump at work so I snuck off to the pooping palace to save myself the embarrassment."

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flizzard

The punishment for living in Fargo, ND. First, everything you own is covered in dirty flood waters, then suddenly frozen solid while a blizzard adds at least 10 inches of snow on top.

Jesus hated Fargo really bad in 1997, and punished it with a horrible flizzard. He has decided he hates it even more in 2009, and is punishing it with an even bigger flizzard.

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PFC

Stands for Potential Fat Chick. A young girl who is not fat but looks like they could easily become fat later in life.

Hillary Duff is a PFC.

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Can't want to

A whiny childish way of expressing that one doesn't want to do something.

"I can't want to go to work." "I can't want to get out of bed." "I can't want to pay this bill." "I can't want to go to class today."

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Fargo

The largest city in North Dakota with population of about 100,000 itself and almost 250,000 in the whole metro area and growing rapidly. A pretty decent place to live with an awesome night life, lots of college kids as there are 3 major universities in the area. The only downside would be the frigid winters, which are not for the faint of heart. Besides the few cold months of winter fall is beautiful, summers provide a short drive to beautiful Minnesota lakes country, and a decent spring. Also, it is extremely flat...no hills whatsoever. Lots of shopping and culture. Has the most pristine air and lowest crime rates in the US for a city of its size. Also, still experiencing an economic boom unlike the rest of the country.

I have to admit to having the Fargo accent.

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