Meet-Fat

A potential meet-cute, but with a fat chick.

Since that blind date, meet-fat disaster, I haven’t even tried trying back on Bumble.

Captain Extra

A male attention whore/ drama king. Known for acting extra. Hails from Total Drama Island.

Damn, Captain Extra, you'd think Roy Rogers had a personal grudge against you! It's just a missing ketchup packet!

Open-Short

A phantom troubleshooting term used by incompetent electricians to describe symptoms they don't undertstand.

Despite the switch being off, the open-short caused a huge buildup of current which popped the circuit breaker and caused an overload in the battery buss.

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