Txting Lane

the lane on a street/highway (usually the one farthest to the right), where drivers go 20 MPH slower than the people around them, and txt while driving their car

That *&%$%*# was driving 10 MPH in the txting lane - can't they wait until they get home, to text their bff?

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Pre-pee

When you hit the public restroom, prior to a long engagement (such as a concert, ballgame, or plane ride), to avoid painful need to urinate, many hours into the event

Be right there, playa! Gonna pre-pee before the big meeting, yo!

Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants

Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!